How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and your inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
- Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
- Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
- Rottweiler: Make me.
- Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
- Lab: Oh, Me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! CanI? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeze, please, please, please!
- German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
- Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
- Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry but I don’t see a light bulb.
- Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
- Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…
- Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
- Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
- Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear, and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
- The Cats Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
(My Mom got lazy, so she copied this post from the Tri-County Humane Society.)
- Otis the Mutt: I’d use my mouth to gently pull the light bulb out of the box and bring it to Mom. Then I’d use my immense stature to steady the ladder Mom was precariously balanced on. My bulk could be used for her to land on if she fell so she wouldn’t break her head open.
After all that I’d STRONGLY suggest that in the future Mom let a Border Collie deal with all that light bulb nonsense.